Mpakaliaros
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Christina (Hate it, Chris is better.) 18, Greece.

lightning-moon:

aduhm:

gloriousharhar:

augustus u bitch

isn’t he supposed to fall in love with her? TFIOS movie is SO different from the book…

probablynottori
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

People will stare. Make it worth their while →  Zuhair Murad Haute Couture | F/W ‘14-‘15

facts-i-just-made-up:

The Faces of Meth Addiction:

These are two photos of Bill Berkins taken only 2 years apart.  William Berkins of Hobertshire, Scotland was an accomplished actor and comedian.  Known only for smoking a pipe of weed from time to time in the 90s, he graduated quickly to harder drugs, finally methamphetamine.

Soon after, he was a burglar and proud of it. He lost his wife, Bertha, a doctor who couldn’t bear to see him go the way of some of her patients.  Most of his family barely recognized him as he grew ill and insane.  Despite a brief stay at the Riverdale Clinic, he relapsed shortly after departing and has not been seen since heading into the west to destinations unknown.

Meth: Not Even Once.

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Elie Saab Haute Couture | F/W ‘14-‘15

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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babyferaligator:

doritoed:

born to be mild

*mediocre guitar solo*

(Source: cashcutie)

cakeandotheredibles:

im not saying i deserve to be rich and famous im just saying i feel like i was supposed to be

(Source: oliversroom)

(Source: fysebastianstan)

literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

sebstans:

Sometimes it’s okay to give yourself a pat on the back and say, ‘That was cool. That made me feel good.’